anarchywoofwoof:

pikslasrce:

kibumkim:

😭😭😭😭

the ai:

pinene:

neuroxin:

pinene:

pinene:

pinene:

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It’s $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

Jail!

Different Jail!

Is… is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?

Death Penalty

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:

mastermatoyas:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

I didn’t censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That’s meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that’s meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

beneaththegildedmoon:

animentality:

From my experience what these people actually want is confirmation that their experiences were normal and correct and that it’s the world that has gone wrong. That’s why confronting them with the fact that actually how they were treated was literally abuse makes them so upset, they don’t want to acknowledge that they were (and often still are) victims of people and systems outside their control. They were raised with the mindset that to admit something hurt you was a weakness. They were raised to believe that suffering through hardship silently is a sign of good character and strength. They want to be praised for being so strong, not sympathised with for being so hurt, they just don’t know what to do with that massive shift in perspective

I gotta vent, seeing everyone find the love of their life or soulmate while I’m sitting here alone makes me feel insecure and undesirable.

I’m tired of being lonely  makes me wanna commit unlive :)  negative Nancy 

clonepa:

wandolier:

clonepa:

go back to bed bitch

pitta-the-italian:

superchat:

Put me in any mainstream shonen and my special ability will be testicular torsion

borghest:

Rannnn

unclefather:

seabassapologist:

were–ralph:

thickness-protection-program:

campcrow:

Pop my pussy most divine

I’ve had enough of this website.

Oh so you can post this,

but we’re not allowed to post Jesus popping his Chrussy on the Cross, I see how it is

what is even going on on this website at any point in time

teathattast:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

ghoulbread:

mortimermcmirestinks:

grimauxiliatrixofficial:

lilkearnsie:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

gluten-free-pussy:

teathattast:

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

she’s Irish

Pusheen fucks